thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

florris:

Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs

popularboyfriend:

wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times

(Source: POPULARBOYFRIEND)

hi:

I don’t watch tv, I watch the Internet